Rise-up Jerry Falwell & Franklin Graham
Be part of my program, be part of my scam
To anger The Sheeple, that is my plan
If we can just make them mad, they will meet my demands
Hey Pat Robertson, you are the one
It’s time to get going, there’s work to be done
Your 700 Club Show is a really big gun
Let’s target my enemies, let’s have some fun
Sell out your viewers and make them my pawns
I am their Emoter, my era has dawned
Come follow me Pastor David Jeremiah
Just tell your Flock that I am their Messiah
Arise Pastor Jeffress, stand up K.A. Schneider
It’s time to make me God’s Holy Smiter
Never mind silly talk about being united
I’ll lead your Sheeple by keeping people divided
Hey Sarah Palin & Jimmy Bakker
This is no time for failing, come be my king-makers
Tell your Sheeple to heed my corrupting call
To break down the doors and rattle the walls
We will take over power on Washington’s mall
And throw a Trumpian-Big Inaugural Ball
C’mon Paula White & Michael Pence
I’m leading the fight to build a big fence
We’ll fool your Sheeple and seal their fate
Deceiving is easy
By inspiring hate
My words will be simple
“Make America Great”