Come Follow me
Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions
You won’t need a conscience
To march in my aggression
I will gladly engage
My bigoted foul mouth
To preach your racist sentiments
In the deep South
All you need do
Is defend my psycho-babble
And I will deceive and mislead
Your Dixie-crat rabble
Hey Judge Moore & Sheriff Arpaio
With your brand of thuggery
I can win in Ohio
You know that we have at least one thing in common
Our racist hatred for Barack Obama
Hey, Wayne LaPierre, David Duke & Ted Nugent
Call up your White Nationalists
Come join my movement
I’ll elevate
Your Second Amendment
Superior to
God’s Ten Commandments
You can march in the streets
With your AR15s
And show those Sissy Liberals
Just what we mean
We’ll create dissension by inspiring havoc
From the People’s Office
Of my Washington hammock